After spending most of his childhood working at his father's lumber yard, he was the first boy sporting a six pack. His first stint in the wrestling ring was against his family dog, Kibbles, who came out victorious. After this momentous loss, Hank vowed he would never lose again. And he never did! Hank held the middle weight UXC wrestling title for a record-breaking 72 straight victories. He is now retired and lives in Nantucket, with his wife and dog named Brisket, who he has never wrestled.

Height: 18 Inches

Width: 9 Inches

Length: 3 Inches

Weight: 0.58 lbs.